Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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