I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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