My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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