time to smoke my breakfast
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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