i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
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