wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
When did angry sex become our thing?
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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