is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
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