I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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