question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
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