I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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