just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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