what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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