awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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