whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I woke up under a house in Key West
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