Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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