yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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