Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
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