I don't think brook has ever known best
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Boobs speak an international language.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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