omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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