I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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