During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
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