I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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