I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
not ubering you a puppy
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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