I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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