drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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