I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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