brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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