You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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