the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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