I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
Shame is for Republicans.
Randomize
