Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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