There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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