"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I'm drive I can fine osifer
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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