that's an acceptable place to lick
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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