OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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