I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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