I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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