We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I stole a fireplace last night.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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