Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Less talking, more tequila
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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