Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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