i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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