You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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