Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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