Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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