you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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