Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
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