How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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