The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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