gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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