i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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