No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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