Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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