So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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