i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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