Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
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