I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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