dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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