you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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