I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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