dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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