How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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